Taking Care of Babies

 I was getting DA ready for bed.

DA: "Are you getting ready to leave?"
Me: "Yes, in about 30 minutes."
DA: "Do you know how to take care of babies?"

I have a background in Early Childhood Education, I am a former owner of a childcare center that provided care for 60 children ages 4 weeks to 12 years, also a mother of 3 and grandmother of 5. I felt that I was quailied to help her with her "babies."

Me: "Yes D I know how to care for babies, why?"
DA: "Well I need some help caring for some babies. I have a bunch of them."
Me: "Sure D I will help.  What would you like me to do?"
DA: "Just bag the whole bunch of them up and take them home with you.  I
         need to get some rest!"